F*ck slow down keyboard warriors! It took me all of 20 seconds to edit the message and in that time you two keyboard warriors pounced all over it!
I did! But the linky option puts the http:// in automatically for all the oldies, so i had it in twice.
Ouch - Not happy Jan But she did park in the wrong spot. Must admit pretty ingenious plan of his, moving it with the forklift, would have been gold if he pulled it off, for her to come out 'Dude, where's my car' style
when i used 2 work at the local supermarket, there was a druggy dude that left his car infront of the shop for 2 days, the boss had enough, got the forklift and carried it over 2 the pub carpark over the road... and this wasnt a small car it was a friggin volvo!!
my bro work in a hay farm out whoop whoop at one point and lived in a company cottage thing with all the other workers 10kms away.. he told me one day the clutch died on his little pulsar before work so he call up work and 10 mins later they rocked up with a 16 tonne truck and forklift.. picked it up, put it on the back of the truck and drove it to work then they fixed in there. haahaha love forklifts!
My dad in the 70's Used to work in a recording studio in Durban across the road from the beach. They used to wait and watch to see if a good looking girl parked across the road in a mini/small car. IF they did, him and his mates used to run across the road pick it up and put it inbetween 2 palm trees, then run back and wait. Then they'd conveniently come to the rescue when she got back to her spot to find her car unmovable... gold. Wonder how many tight flared pants got ripped in the process
Ok What if the forklift driver was HULK HOGAN then??? ORRR LOU FERRIGNO!!?? ORR maybe an OLSEN TWIN?????would u HIT that??? I know i sure would!
Im betting the forklift driver is some falcowhore tragic who thought they would teach some rich bastard a lesson for daring to own something nice by not being to gentle with their car, and its back fired. Looks like it will be his own lesson on what it takes to pay for a maserati. If he cant afford it, maybe the maserati owner can have a go at moving the bozo's house (if he owns one) with a large piece of machinery....
With "Forklift" in the title, I am wondering why K-Zed, Zed4life and John from Cresta aren't all over this thread