The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1 Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not wor th the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Gonna make a poster out of this and put it on my gf's wall Ohh and Jefro, change the 95 Octane in your sig to 98... who puts 95 in their zeds ?
Lol I know I know, haven't changed my sig since I joined in 04! Not only have to change to 98Ron but also the price........$1.19 sheez, oh well least the girl stays the same
lol i love number one....its soooo true............ seeing as how every single one is number 1 especially this one 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
without sounding like a male pig of course.... it probably came out wrong but in most cases when ever we say you look absolutely stunning when asked that question the reply is usually.... your just saying that cause your my boyfriend and you have to or you say whatever and then walk off ......just though i would clear that up for no apparent reason
finally i know my rights as a male thought it was to good to be true that males got the short straw against women
hahaha most girls know 'the rules' but one of our favourite rules is 'Rules are ment to be broken (this rule only applies to male rules and can not be used by men on female rules)' and if we didn't keep you guys on your toes we would have to find something else to amuse us ... which is normally shopping or re-decorating or anything which involves spending money.
