Seasons Greetings with Legal Disclaimer!!!

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by zxtt-1, Dec 31, 2005.

  1. zxtt-1

    zxtt-1 mechanically inept

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all;

    PLUS

    A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that our country is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or the sexual orientation of the wishes.


    DISCLAIMER :

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.


    Or, in more non-politically correct terms.......

    MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND YOURS !!!!!

    :thumbsup::LOL::thumbsup::LOL::thumbsup::LOL::thumbsup::LOL::zlove::zlove::zlove:
     
  2. mmmdreg

    mmmdreg Member

    One of my pets was killed by a car earlier today so my New Year won't be too good but to the rest of you, have an excellent New Year and drive safely!
    RIP Lex.
     
  3. Fate

    Fate Evil Genius

    :eek: I'm sorry to hear that :( R.I.P LEX!!! :wacko:
     

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