Mo Town Madness

Discussion in 'Non Technical' started by DrongoMan, Nov 30, 2006.

  1. DrongoMan

    DrongoMan Sir

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    How f*cked up is this.

    Last night we were at my mates appartment in Kirribilli just before the MoVember party at Luna Park. Now to fill you in there is

    My Mate - 6"4' lanky
    My mate's room mate - Sri Lankan (relevant)
    The Girl - Room mate is having it on with
    Girl's Ex - used to be friends with room mate

    Now my mate, his room mate and the girl the room mate is f*cking for a few months now(i say it this way because that really is all it is) they all know each other and went to the same school. The girl it turns out has just broken up with her boyfriend after cheating on him for around 2 months with the flatmate, who used to be good friends with the now ex-boyfriend.

    Everything starts off good, quite a lot of people having a few drinks paying the crap out of everyone's Mo's when my mate (remembering he is a tall lanky guy) comes out in tight stubby shorts, a white head band, the worst "i'm trying to mimick old ray band $2 sunnies on" and an orange v-neck single with "Team Iced MoMO" written on it - funniest sh*t i have ever seen. Obviously we're all having a crack, the girl is joking aswell saying that he needs to stuff his shorts - we all laugh, he says "ahh cause we all know you like big black ones"

    She storms off while we all stand a little amused/confused that she took offence, all other girls chuckle, room mate consoles the girl and then pulls my mate aside with her to sort it all out. Shortly after she storms off to her car, yells at the room mate for not "standing up for her reputation" crap and drives off.

    Fastforward, team iced MoMo's head to the party, i catch up with a mate at a pub nearby couldn't be arsed spending time with 100's of nerds thinking they now have "an edge" preying on the few bogies at a sausage fest.

    11:30pm i get a call from the Hospital, your mate has been hit, he has hit his head on the curve and is now unconcious in the emergency ward.

    Turns out that this girl has stormed off, rang her EX-boyfriend (small man syndrome white guy), told him that she was with his mate (the room mate) who wouldn't stick up for her after my mate made a crack about her preferring black men. Ex puts 2 and 2 together goes looking for either my mate or the room mate in a small man syndrome rage, spots my mate weaving to the pub by himself, runs up cracks him in the head, he then freaks out and calls an ambulance.

    The most annoying thing about this is that i can sympathise with the Ex to some extent considering all the crap this girl has put him through and after he wised up and called an ambulance.

    Which leads me to ask, how f*cking dumb can this chick be, seriously. And about a month ago i told my mates room mate that she was bad news.

    Now my mate is concious, doing ok, but still in hospital after a real nasty blow to the head, you have the Ex in the cop shop after calling the ambulance and hanging around to make sure my mate got immediate attention, you've got the flat mate trying to convince me not to lose it and kick the crap out of the ex, and then there is this dumb chick who is "so sorry" - F*ck that.
     
  2. cherryZ

    cherryZ Truth Addict

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    Is this gonna be on the test? :confused:

    By the way I hope your mate makes a full and speedy recovery.
     
  3. aK

    aK Banned

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    You people need to be on Jerry Springer ;) lol

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  4. Chrispy

    Chrispy Pretentious Upstart

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    If mates listened to what we told them about girls it would all work out a whole lot better. Though there would be a lot of single girls out there :p

    Same goes gor guys too, amount of times female friends of mine have gone out with guys that are complete wankers is uncountable. It just takes them 6 months to work it out :eek:
     
  5. IBBI

    IBBI Active Member

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    silly plpz.......man some chicks are just trouble....then again some guys just are stupid and think there all it.......arrrrrh the world is F***ed...
     
  6. mafi-zed

    mafi-zed the resident hoon

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    i think the fact he hung around after calling the ambo's, and then going down to the cop shop and no doubt having assault charges added to his record is good enough.. fair enough if he didnt call the ambo then yes, it would be on like donkey kong.. but i think this one should be left alone.. as for your mate.. if he wishes revenge then in all fairness it's his to seek it.. not yours or your flatmates.. thats just my opinion :D
    as for the girl.. kick her out on her ass with no mercy what so ever... after you all take turns in a big nasty gang bang :D:D:D:D
     
  7. artin

    artin ...there is no spoon

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    .....and the moral of the story is!!! :p

    do hope your friend gets well soon though, all the best :D

    some chicks are just bad news...some dudes think their "all that" although good of him for callin ambos n stickin around

    as for the chick...i think trav sumed it up pretty well!! :D
     
  8. scump

    scump John Dorian

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    i know what the ex done was ****** up, but majority of people probably would have done the same... its the chicks fault, make sure she understand's that, that its all her fault...

    hope your mate gets better hey, the ex could have gone about it better, but hey i wonder what she Really told him... could have been anything, should try get some charges placed onto her aswell.
     
  9. DrongoMan

    DrongoMan Sir

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    Yeah i agree, my mates doing ok, they just want to keep him in there for another few days as he still has some swelling.

    In my books everything rests on her shoulders.

    AK - Jerry Springer eh... did i make it sound that red neck white trash did i? lol.

     
  10. DrongoMan

    DrongoMan Sir

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    Yeah man 100%

    He's obviously quite emotionally charged at the moment, and she's dumb enough and selfish enough to play on that and feed his head with crap, i would like to have words with him just to let him know what actually happened, and that he should not waste anymore energy for this daddy's private school girl princess.

     
  11. jaybo

    jaybo New Member

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    man that was a confusing story......... but i got it.

    at least the guy rung the ambulance etc., to me thats what a man should do. if your going to dish out something, be prepared to take a serving of it as well, and thats what he's done. looks like something that has erupted all in the heat of the moment. sometimes i think aussie pride goes too far, and everyone tries too hard to look after everybody and it all goes downhill from there.
     
  12. DrongoMan

    DrongoMan Sir

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    Lol well i tried

    To give the full picture without naming names, was quite a challenge :D

     
  13. bigbaz

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    I think i understood, basically fight leads to mate in hospital, hope he gets better
     
  14. Cra-Z-Boy

    Cra-Z-Boy no nissan at all :(

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    Sorry but what a load of crap that all was
    what can I say Chic's
    if you play with fire one day you will get burned
     

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