What does Tiger Woods have that Princess Diana didn't? A good driver. * How do you circumcisce a whale? With four skin-divers... * A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, ''Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.'' * Two men were in a pub. One man said, "Did you know that beer contains female hormones?" The other man said, "No! Is it true?" "Yes," said the first man. "If you drink too much, you start talking crap and you drive terribly."
