One day, Billy-Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin."Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?""Bobby-Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.'She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?""Well, Billy-Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby-Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,Bubba, take whatever you want"....So I took the truck!""Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
