Courses for Women

Training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
Making Deposits

3. Parties:
Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management:
Minor Household Chores Can
Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I:
Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II:
His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I:
Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II:
Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III:
Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely:
A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills:
How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking:
Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention:
Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I:
Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II:
Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III:
How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments:
Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS:
Your Problem . . . Not His

20. Dancing:
Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing:
Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust:
A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry:
Washing It All Together

24. Oil, water and Petrol:
Your Car Needs All Of Them

25. TV Remotes:
For Men Only

 

:LOL::LOL::LOL:

Of course me laughing at stuff like that is the number one reason I am single. :LOL:

 

Even I got a giggle out of that.....

 

Don't encourage 'em, Caz....

 

I liked #5

we have an 8 foot long vanity in our ensuite and i'm allowed the extreme left 6 inches of it (sometimes!):LOL::LOL:

 

Let me tell ya most of that applies to me

ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!