Ok - time to get my act together and arrange for the Victorian (and any others who might be interested) Christmas Dinner outing. This year it will...
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" Q: How do you keep your...
A blond's cookbook... Monday: It's fun to cook for Ron. Today I made an angel food cake. The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately. The...
Here are the Victorian speed camera locations both Mobile and Fixed, also the policy on which the location decisions are made. These documents...
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,...
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss, each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls...
A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, put the dog out etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out,...
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Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the...
Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another...
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them...
BLONDE HORSE RIDER .. A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she Has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse...
it's proposed to meet at Todd rd servo at 0900 on Sat and proceed to Jedi Castle at 0930. All those wishing to attend are wellcome. This of course...
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I'm too...
Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope you are. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil the Army is better than working on the farm - tell...
The class was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible for a college class and the instructions were that it had to discuss...
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His...
1 . AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION...
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to...
CATS:1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm, as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's...
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