Morning Poem I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perched on my window sill, He sang a song...
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed...
Just recently, (after breaking up with the missis) driving around with a few friends, they were commenting on the way i shift gears, on my up...
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor,...
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new...
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to...
....Give her a shovel.
Phone Conversation A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. 'Wow!' said her father, 'That...
went down to the royal childrens hospital today, my little girl had to have a check up. She has turners syndrome, There in the car park was a red...
What's going on in the car forums? What's going on in the car forums? Bentley Forums - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?...
What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Techincal Manuals If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last...
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring Yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion...
Drivers side PCV rubber hose, just wondering if anyone else has done this,
seen my t/bodies were dirty, when checked drivers side, when i checked the passenger side, found this t/b even more dirty than the drivers...
Oil Change instructions Oil Change instructions for women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil...
Olivia (Bugz) in the car ready for her mothers day drive. [IMG] She loves to drive around in Daddy's Zed... [IMG]
As i have noticed, when you take the spoiler off the boot, will leave a bit of a mess, and a section missing, is there a part i can buy that will...
An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many...
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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free...
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